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If not, here’s the abridged version:
– Mark Zuckerberg creates a simple website in his cramped Harvard dormroom
– The website, then called thefacebook.com, begins to grow in popularity amongst college students before hitting it big when it’s publicly released
– After cutting ties with some of his partners, Zuckerberg becomes the lone face of the brand and grows it to 1.2 billion users worldwide.
– Zuckerberg at 29 years old is now worth close to 29 billion.
Today, many of us can’t imagine a world without Facebook. It’s become a massive connector of family and friends and a way for people and businesses to communicate with large groups of people. It’s also become an incredibly personal way to let your family and friends know how you’re feeling at any given time.
If you’re one of those people who agonizes over finding the perfect quote or line to update your Facebook status with: look no further.
Happy or sad, cute, clever, funny, or inspirational, this list covers a variety of topics for every emotion.
Facebook Quotes: 63 Statuses You Should Steal
Funny & Hilarious Statuses:
1) On Human Stupidity:
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2) I don’t have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who’d be mad at me for saying that. – Mitch Hedberg
3) I wish more events in life involved dumping a cooler full of Gatorade on people – Unknown
4) The back of every furniture assembly manual should have a coupon for couples counseling. – Unknown
5) I always take life with a grain of salt …plus a slice of lemon …and a shot of tequila. – Unknown
Inspirational Statuses:
6) On Success:
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7) Kiss French, drive German, dress Italian, spend Arab, party Caribbean. – Unknown
8) To be without some of the things you want is an indispensable part of happiness. – Bertrand Russell
9) The best way to predict the future is to invent it. – Alan Kay
10) Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor. – Truman Capote
Love Statuses:
11) One “The One”
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12) Anyone can catch your eye but it takes someone special to catch your heart.
13) Love the person who deserves it, not the one who requires it.
14) I don’t have the prettiest face for you to see or the skinniest waist for you to hold. But I do have the biggest heart to love you with.
15) Love is patient, love is kind. love will make you lose your mind.
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Dating Statuses:
16) On Being Yourself:
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17) I turned out liking you, A lot more than I originally planned. – Unknown
18) Save a boyfriend for a rainy day – and another, in case it doesn’t rain. – Mae West
19) Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. – Wayne Dyer
20) Smart women love smart men more than smart men love smart women. – Natalie Portman
Relationship Statuses:
21) On Starting A New Relationship Right:
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22) Once in awhile, right in the middle of an ordinary life, love gives us a fairy tale. – Unknown
23) You may have history with her but you have chemistry with me. – Unknown
24) Nerd flirting: I wish I could select all of your clothes and press delete. – Unknown
25) If I fall asleep texting you, it’s because I didn’t want to say goodbye. – Unknown
26) I love it when you smile. But I love it more when I’m the reason behind your smile. – Unknown
Breaking Up Statuses:
27) On Missing That “Special” Someone.
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28) You can never “just be friends” with someone you fell in love with. – Unknown
29) Moving on is easy. It’s staying moved on that’s trickier. – Katerina Stoykova Klemer
30) You can love someone so much…But you can never love people as much as you can miss them. – John Green
31) Just because a relationship ends, it doesn’t mean it’s not worth having. – Sarah Mlynowski
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Anniversary & Wedding Statuses:
32) On The Perfect Way To Sum Up A Marriage:
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33) Better never to have met you in my dream than to wake and reach for hands that are not there. – Otomo No Yakamochi
34) I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. – Rita Rudner
35) I love you. You annoy me more than I ever thought possible, but… I want to spend every irritating minute with you. – Scrubs
36) In all the world, there is no heart for me like yours. In all the world, there is no love for you like mine. – Maya Angelou
37) Whatever our souls are made of, [yours] and mine are the same. – Emily Brontë
Cute Statuses:
38) On Being The Right Kind Of Woman:
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39) I might as well call you Google, because you have everything that I am looking for.
40) Every minute I spend with you is like being in heaven and looking in an angel’s eyes.
41) You wanna know who’s amazing and has the cutest smile ever? Read the first word again.
42) Ever since I’ve met you, no one else is worth thinking about.
43) I’m not addicted to texting, I’m addicted to the person I’m texting.
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Flirty Statuses:
44) On The Perfect Flirting Line:
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45) Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet but nothing compared to you. – Anonymous
46) Kiss me and you will see how important I am. – Sylvia Plath
47) Kiss me and you will see stars; love me and I will give them to you. – Anonymous
48) Not many people can take my breath away, but you don’t even have to try. – Anonymous
Sadness & Tragedy Statuses:
49) On Music As Therapy:
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50) Don’t cry because it’s over, smile because it happened. – Dr. Seuss
51) You cannot protect yourself from sadness without protecting yourself from happiness. – Jonathan Safran Foer
52) Tears shed for another person are not a sign of weakness. They are a sign of a pure heart. – José N. Harris
53) Any fool can be happy. It takes a man with real heart to make beauty out of the stuff that makes us weep. – Clive Barker
Clever Statuses:
54) On Having A Dirty Mind:
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55) What a lovely winter we’re having this spring.
56) I feel as though common sense should be referred to as the sense formerly known as common.
57) I wish more events in life involved dumping a cooler full of Gatorade on people.
58) I think I’m gonna take a hot shower. It’s like a normal shower but with me in it.
Family Statuses:
59) On The Endless Love Of Family
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60) The best way to teach your kids about taxes is by eating 30% of their ice cream.
61) What can you do to promote world peace? Go home and love your family.
62) Family is the most important thing in the world.
63) Having a place to go – is a home. Having someone to love – is a family. Having both – is a blessing.
Do you have any Facebook Quotes or Statuses we might have missed? Let us know in the comments.
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